pizzaforpresident:

A young father lays his newborn son down to sleep. He leans over the crib gate and kisses his forehead. As he’s leaving the room he turns around, swelling with pride, and whispers

“No homo…”

muthahusser:

enamored-ensemble:

pyrosickfires:

imsketch-party:

b00-handmaidamara:

xxkaaayxx:

watchmeasihomestuck:

msplushrump:

eridansscarvves:

teletubbies666:

retardokoolaid:

cheesemonkey119:

6 million

dang

Holy shit.

Fuck.

omg

and yet we still get left out of multifandom posts

9 millions…

 CALLING ALL HOMESTUCKS

…..13 million???

Well, can’t get “Reblog if brony” get all the fame.

isoraqathedh:

So a while ago I typed this. I should probably put this in my other blog but I don’t really know.

Here it is, anyway.

On the nth day of the mth month of the yth year, where m, n and y are all positive integers within their approriate ranges, there existed two humans, one male and one female….

This is freaking amazing

ask-islamashy:

9

I don’t see why flying is forbidden

isoraqathedh:

We all know of the pony known as Pinkie Pie,
Without her all the parties will be hard to come by.
But even if she can sometimes get a little bit kai,
She could always be pacified with a giant bowl of rye.
(That’s a lie.)

But why just stop at her when she has such good connections,
Who…

^this is amazing

ask-twi:

You decide, that you asc — descend on the left flight of stairs.

There is suddenly darkness surrounding you. You forgot, that the illumination spell has limited working time before recharge is needed.

Now you’re in the dark.

I TOLD YOU BRO

I TOLD YOU ABOUT THOSE STAIRS

Thats strange.. I remeber I posted that question as williamcll, not anon.

Nice job though, gotta keep up the good work